The Emperor’s Underwear

He wore white underwear, which stained easily, that’s why he had to change it daily; he went through hundreds of pairs, because Napoleon ate like pig and wiped his hands as well as ink pen on it; yet trying to live frugally, he would rather wash and fix than buy new ones; so, when the foreign ambassadors came to see him, he would receive them in his old, soiled underwe… Frightening! Nevertheless, this is precisely how it reads in today’s French. All because the word culotte has shifted its meaning, and no longer designates breeches, as it did in the previous centuriesbut women’s underwear, so I could have made him wear panties.



About versaillesgossip, before and after Francis Ponge

The author of the blogs Versailles Gossip and Before and After Francis Ponge, Vadim Bystritski lives and teaches in Brest France. The the three main themes of his literary endeavours are humor, the French Prose Poetry, the French XVII and XVIII Century Art and History. His writings and occasionally art has been published in a number of ezines (Eratio, Out of Nothing, Scars TV, etc). He also contributes to Pinterest where he comments on the artifiacts from the Louvre and other collections. Some of his shorter texts are in Spanish, Russian and French.
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